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Eclipse zippy shiz

Sid Sidgwick

Tinkering ain’t easy
Roll up ladles and jellyspoons its summer samba time, what better way to show off that in a beautiful yellow and gold Eclipse Zip tracksuit jacket.

Rumour has it that this Brazilian coloured jacket used to belong to Pele and that it was recently sold by him to fund his cocaine, midget prostitute and Nutella addiction. The jacket comes in Size XXL (supposedly so Pele could smuggle pint sized ladies of the night into his hotel room without any issues) and is in excellent quality (unlike the diminutive hazelnut covered spunk buckets he left behind in the hotel rooms)

Price-£20 posted or £17 at the CPPS on Sunday

HK Monsters Headband, worn less times than a condom in a catholic household-£10 (or £8 collected) sold.

0.689 freak insert-freak engraving rubbed off the outside but I have kindly written the size on it (and it's blue which gives you a clue to the size)-£8 posted (£7 collected)

That's all for now until I get my next delivery from a knee-high knob gobbler.

Pics:https://flickr.com/photos/25245285@N04/sets/72157659441275074