Tricks to maintain your woman happy (…apart from that m8!!!)
Let’s look at this point system: Do something that she likes, and you’ll earn points
, the other way around and you loose points. Now careful, you don’t get points by doing something she takes for granted.
Simple tasks:
- You do the bed (+1).
- You do the bed, but forget to change the pillowslips (0).
- You do the bed, but forget to change the pillowslips and the sheets (-1).
- You let the toilet seat up (-5).
- Changing the toilet paper roll when it ends (0).
- You’re out of toilet paper and use tissues (-1).
- You go out just to buy some toilet paper (+5).
- and its raining like hell (+8).
- But you also bring back some beer (-15).
- You get up at night cos she’s hearing strange noises in the kitchen (0).
- It was a mouse (+5) and you kill it (+10).
- It wasn’t “exactly” a mouse, more like a sweet hamster like pet (-40).
Social life:
- You stand by her side the hole party (1).
- You hang out with your buddies instead (-2).
- Among them, there a girl named Shirley (-4).
- Shirley is blond (-16), and an exotic dancer in GREAT shape (-80).
- Shirley has done implants (-180).
On her birthday:
- You take her out for dinner (0).
- The restaurant is not the usual one (+1).
- It’s the one you always go to(-2).
- It’s a cheap joint (-3), and there’s football on the tele (-10).
Hanging out with your buddies: (-5)
- … They’re all single (-14), with lots of lady friends (-27).
- Take a ride in a convertible (-80).
Night out:
- You take her to the movies (+2).
- And its one she likes (+4).
- She loves that kind of movie, but you hate it (+6).
- The movie’s name is “Chainsaw massacre III” (-13).
- You lied to her, telling that you were out to see a French love movie (-135).
Big issues:
- She asks “Am I putting some weight?” (-1) (Yeap buddy, one down no matter what).
-You think it over just for a tad (so you hesitate) (-10), and say “…’course not” (-35).
- You say that you love her even if she’s overweight (-280).
Communication (She’s trying to tell you something):
- You hear her out caringly (0).
- …for more than 30 minutes (+5), without even a glance to the tele (+10).
- She makes out that your sleeping with your eyes open (-320).
AFTER THESE, DON'T EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR TOURNEY'S PENALTY RULES
Let’s look at this point system: Do something that she likes, and you’ll earn points
, the other way around and you loose points. Now careful, you don’t get points by doing something she takes for granted.Simple tasks:
- You do the bed (+1).
- You do the bed, but forget to change the pillowslips (0).
- You do the bed, but forget to change the pillowslips and the sheets (-1).
- You let the toilet seat up (-5).
- Changing the toilet paper roll when it ends (0).
- You’re out of toilet paper and use tissues (-1).
- You go out just to buy some toilet paper (+5).
- and its raining like hell (+8).
- But you also bring back some beer (-15).
- You get up at night cos she’s hearing strange noises in the kitchen (0).
- It was a mouse (+5) and you kill it (+10).
- It wasn’t “exactly” a mouse, more like a sweet hamster like pet (-40).
Social life:
- You stand by her side the hole party (1).
- You hang out with your buddies instead (-2).
- Among them, there a girl named Shirley (-4).
- Shirley is blond (-16), and an exotic dancer in GREAT shape (-80).
- Shirley has done implants (-180).
On her birthday:
- You take her out for dinner (0).
- The restaurant is not the usual one (+1).
- It’s the one you always go to(-2).
- It’s a cheap joint (-3), and there’s football on the tele (-10).
Hanging out with your buddies: (-5)
- … They’re all single (-14), with lots of lady friends (-27).
- Take a ride in a convertible (-80).
Night out:
- You take her to the movies (+2).
- And its one she likes (+4).
- She loves that kind of movie, but you hate it (+6).
- The movie’s name is “Chainsaw massacre III” (-13).
- You lied to her, telling that you were out to see a French love movie (-135).
Big issues:
- She asks “Am I putting some weight?” (-1) (Yeap buddy, one down no matter what).
-You think it over just for a tad (so you hesitate) (-10), and say “…’course not” (-35).
- You say that you love her even if she’s overweight (-280).
Communication (She’s trying to tell you something):
- You hear her out caringly (0).
- …for more than 30 minutes (+5), without even a glance to the tele (+10).
- She makes out that your sleeping with your eyes open (-320).
AFTER THESE, DON'T EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR TOURNEY'S PENALTY RULES
