Turning Point
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In the words of shaggy "It was`nt me", it was our vice captain FamineOriginally posted by Philip
You shaved it? I thought it looked a bit dodgy...
It kinda slopes to one side
Sweet,class stuff with a hint of mutiny!,and with the lower ranks to spill the beans!-lovin it.
I would have just gone down the middle of his head only!!! .
I would have just gone down the middle of his head only!!!
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GURNEY IN PAINT DUMPING SHOCKER
Gurney, aka War, a player for Team Apocalypse is currently under investigation for 'paint dumping'.
At the end of their last game on Saturday at the United Kingdoms foremost paintball event, the Campaign Cup, Gurney left the field clutching three empty pots and sporting an empty hopper. Urban, the other back player for Apocalypse was seen to be carrying two empty pots and a hopper.
Questions are being asked as to how Stu 'cocker-fingers' Gurney managed to outshoot Urban, even though Urban's Impulse was 'milky' for 30 seconds of the game.
The teams training bill, which has doubled since Urban installed his Eclipse Blade Frame, is being used as evidence that something was amiss at the end of Apoc's final game.
This reporter wants to know if Gurney was seen emptying his pots onto the field in order to suggest an increased rate of fire?
His teams mates we're asked to comment on the scandal, and while most refused to be drawn into the arguement, one even insisting on being paid in Bacon Sarnies before speaking, some did comment.
"I dunno" shrugged MarkehB.
"The whole idea's funny.. Scribble funny" stated Pestie, the team Captain.
"Give us a kiss" was Famines input, while Tom gave a detailed, technical explanation which we can't be bothered to reprint. Severance did comment but his voice was so high the tape recorder only seemed to catch bat-like screeches.
Next week, "That Urban's not f*cking getting further up-field than me!", an Interview with Gurney.
Urban
Gurney, aka War, a player for Team Apocalypse is currently under investigation for 'paint dumping'.
At the end of their last game on Saturday at the United Kingdoms foremost paintball event, the Campaign Cup, Gurney left the field clutching three empty pots and sporting an empty hopper. Urban, the other back player for Apocalypse was seen to be carrying two empty pots and a hopper.
Questions are being asked as to how Stu 'cocker-fingers' Gurney managed to outshoot Urban, even though Urban's Impulse was 'milky' for 30 seconds of the game.
The teams training bill, which has doubled since Urban installed his Eclipse Blade Frame, is being used as evidence that something was amiss at the end of Apoc's final game.
This reporter wants to know if Gurney was seen emptying his pots onto the field in order to suggest an increased rate of fire?
His teams mates we're asked to comment on the scandal, and while most refused to be drawn into the arguement, one even insisting on being paid in Bacon Sarnies before speaking, some did comment.
"I dunno" shrugged MarkehB.
"The whole idea's funny.. Scribble funny" stated Pestie, the team Captain.
"Give us a kiss" was Famines input, while Tom gave a detailed, technical explanation which we can't be bothered to reprint. Severance did comment but his voice was so high the tape recorder only seemed to catch bat-like screeches.
Next week, "That Urban's not f*cking getting further up-field than me!", an Interview with Gurney.
Urban
