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X-Fire is back on 4

Mador

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Ok here's the deal that sill and amusing show is back on channel 4 on wednesday at 6pm.....so don't forget to set those video recorders!!:D :cool::D

Looking forward to reading the approaching mud slinging..

Mador
 
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i thought it was ok, we got to see Ledz get shot lots and have to pretend to die......and that went out to the whole country.

obviously it has nothing on mission paintball on bravo but is ok for simple laughability value.
 

Robin Hood

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Oh great - now whenever I go to school on thursday morning people will look at me with an even weirder expression than normal, and then huddle together whispering "yeah, he's the bloke who's really into that paintball crap - just watch the extrememly tacky and cheesy show on 4 every wednesday night, then you'll know what I mean"

Wohoo! Bring it on!! (Clawz is sooooooo my favourite!!) :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by smartecosse
well i have never seen either of the shows, are they really that bad??
Mission p8ntball aint that bad but x-fire oh dear!!!:eek:
Do yourself a favour watch one episode of this seris and be amazed at the tackyness of it all.
Hope that someone sees sense and uses their points to by an emulsifier, they really rock.:rolleyes:
Now come on own up who does all the cosmetic work on their markers someone must know who does it!!!:D
 

Robin Hood

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Originally posted by smartecosse
well i have never seen either of the shows, are they really that bad??
I shudder every time I hear the word.....'Emulsifier'.......ugghhhh.....

Please say I'm not associated with the kind of people who play that game......:D
 
Poor KO

X-Fire is the biggest load of cr@p you are ever gonna see.
They have and old airforcebase to play on they grab so schmoe's of the street ( with exception of Ledz and the planet eclipse posse, but the least said about that the better) and they make up some crappy story for a scenario.
EG something strange is going on at the base. You and your team of six players must enter and investigate.
They get dropped off at the gamezone in a ford tranny van and must procede to elimate the grunts guarding the said zone or the 'x' amount of mercenary players. expect all the grace of an elephant in stilletoes from the grunts, including attempted commando rolls and death poses. they game continues until either the entire team get eliminated or they complete the mission. At this point they are awarded points on their performance which they can use to buy new equipment such as a pistol, grenades, smoke-bombs, paintballs, the all fearing emulsifier or a paint tac-nuke ( I havn't seen one but I bet they option is there somewhere).
this goes on for 3 games and at the end all the points for the day are tallied up and a final score is given.
They then get put on a leader board for the series and thats the end of the show.
See what you are missing:eek:
 

Wookie

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Tac-nuke?

Sounds like an economy size tin of Dulux Eggshell white emulsion and a thunderflash to me.

Mind you, a friend of mine got banned for doing that. One of these days I really must try that at home......

Makes me mourn my old days with a bucket of fertiliser and a few bags of icing sugar. Oh yes it does.

Wookie