a few sayings for the girls..

[shamu]

Girls bitch-slap the best.

You got a facefull from a girl. Deal with it.

When we run down the field, it's more distracting (if you've ever seen Lisa Harvey play you'll get the joke )

Now you know how your girl feels (OK, that's stolen from JT)

Who says girls can't ball?

and for the non-gender biased:

Paintball - an equal opportunity ass-whipping

 

[Noony]

What about: -

"My balls don't bounce!"

 

[Robinator]

For couples...

How dya like the sound of MY balls slapping against YOUR arse bitch!
(might need to edit that one a bit Em!)
robin

 

[ABBA]

"I'm not sexist, getting shot by a lass hurts just as much as getting shot by a bloke!"

nb: it just happens less (sorry, had to be said)

 

[Burb]

Originally posted by Trinity
"No, I don't want to compare welts"

"Finally, working my fingers has payed off .....20bps baby!!"

 

[Snippz]

cheerz guys there are some really good ones!

i have a few ideas!

keep em coming!

lol snippz

 

[Tom Tom]

I'm a chick with balls

Some say I cant control my Impulses....

Balling Babe

Do you want to see me bounce

THats the closest your balls will ever be.

I'm sorry did i disrupt your concentration

 

[stongle]

Wrong end of the stick?

Girlie paintball related phrases that I know.....

"Bitch, clean my Kit"
"Bitch, Iron my Dye Top"
"Bitch, Pick the mud out of me cleats"
"Bitch, polish the Ir-3"
"Bitch, when you go shopping get me a box of blaze"

and if she's very good and I let her come to watch a tourney:

"Wench, pot me up"

I'm liberated male, I never use bitch in public, just wench!



(yes I am being sarcastic hence the smilies)....

 

[chunk]

i maybe not good at paintball
but
i got a 36" tongue and can breathe out my ears

 

[Cenobite]

Heh funny thread, Ive got no real ideas, but you are at a slight advantage cos at least you cant get shot in the balls.