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Calling Mr Piper

sykesg

Smakin your Bitch up
Aug 22, 2001
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Mr Piper,

you know I love you and would have your baby bears if I were a girl but you've been a bad boy.

I've just read your article in PGI about Sweden and our finals game against Russan Legion. I don't want to cast aspertions but you didn't watch it did you?

You said that the Tigers got spanked in a very quick game. This my cuddly friend is just not true. The game was long and drawn out resulting in a one on one so the game could of gone either way very easily. Unfortunatly Steve (last man standing) got tagged giving the ruskie's the game.

I want a full apology, £10,000 for loss of earnings in writing this and emotional distress and some free goodies.

love ya

Gareth
 

Piper

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Nov 25, 2001
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Oh MY God

Gummi

I am bad...... What can I say other than I am really sorry. I am on bended knees as I write this ........ and it hurts........

Please forgive me I am soooooooo sorry. I will re write it and put it on the board. Please don't hate me! Dont send Pete after me..... He scares me :D :D

Ok here is my account of what happened.


Tigers and Russians break hard and fast........ Tigers shoot a few Russians.... Russians shoot a few Tigers. Steve goes 1 one 1 and dies! Was a great game tho!:D :D

As for the free stuff.... what do you want? As for the money I was going to give more but 10K is fine. Anything else?

Love ya and all the boys......

Piper

P.S. Can I get up now my knees hurt
:D :D
 

pat

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Pat Jersey Warriors :D :D :cool:
 

sykesg

Smakin your Bitch up
Aug 22, 2001
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Cool

also could you add something about me being a paintball god blah, blah, best player in the world blah, blah you know ham it up a little and I'll drop the damages claim to £5000.

;)
 

Piper

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OK Mate

Ok having never been one for not telling the truth. In closing re the Tigers Russian game in Sweden, I would like to say that Gareth really held the game togther, if it was not for him it would have been over sooner! He is without a doubt the best player the Tigers have and should really be crowned KING OF THE WORLD!

Gareth.... whos that mate?

Piper