I have to say, after a fair few years on this planet called earth, I've worked as a doorman, a teacher and been a baller for over 20 years, I have seen pretty much everything there is to see and then some ..... and yet ... I am still receiving counseling for those 4 nights I spent in Pittsburgh hotel room with Ledz and a few others.
Ledz actually made medical history when he redefined the limits of what was anatomically possible in terms of intestinal gas production; After one ten inch round pizza with extra pepperoni and cheese, he could fill an air balloon with that ass of his, I kid you not.
I remember being woken up one morning but not really knowing why .. it wasn't long before my ignorance was dispelled and the curtains shuddered with the primary shockwave emanating from his ass ... I lay there almost paralysed with hesitation and then it hit me ... it hit me like a stench-laden steam train forcing itself down my nostrils and throat to the pit of my stomach .... the memory of that morning has unfortunately not faded with time; I'd do anything to forget but barring a lobotomy, I am gonna carry this trauma for years to come ... how the heck his girlfriend Eilidh deals with his ass is beyond me .. she's either in love or has had her smell sense nerve bundle cauterised .. probably both ..