Hey, we'll have no humour facism here thankyou very much...however, we will have a touch of elitism so drop the Chernoby jokes.
Not cos they're in bad taste, but cos they're old...
Now gun crime, Iraq and why Bush is a sanction breaking moron who is a far bigger threat to the world than Saddam ever could be - they're good jump-off points for gags.
Now where did I leave my riacin?