The Big secret about Girls and P8ntball
- Thread starter Tom Tom
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Shifting the decimal point one or two places to the left of any paintball related bill seems to work for me.
Lines that won't work
-Check if my balls are fresh
-I'm leaking from somewhere, can you help me?
-Be careful, I might shoot your eye out
-Can I slide into your primary?
-You want to be my pot-bitch?
-Put this barrel plug in there.....
-Check if my balls are fresh
-I'm leaking from somewhere, can you help me?
-Be careful, I might shoot your eye out
-Can I slide into your primary?
-You want to be my pot-bitch?
-Put this barrel plug in there.....
Tom tom I am offended you drag your poor girl friend to the scabist coldes muddiest tourney going and I helped to keep her happy. Fed her cookies and much nice munchies and even loaned her a shopping partner when the thought of having to use "those" toilets became too much.
I did in no way give her any clue as to how much you spend on paintball, and encouraged her we were a nice clean civalized site
I did in no way give her any clue as to how much you spend on paintball, and encouraged her we were a nice clean civalized site
problem solved
i got it every nagging girl friend or wife who dont like p8ntball gets DUMPED
pledge
i got it every nagging girl friend or wife who dont like p8ntball gets DUMPED
pledge
oh how the young think!!!
when women get older they morph into tornado's
i.e.
they are wet,
they are un-predictable
and when they leave they take your house and every thing you own with them...!!!!
It's easier just to keep them sweet and tell them as little as you can get away with
when women get older they morph into tornado's
i.e.
they are wet,
they are un-predictable
and when they leave they take your house and every thing you own with them...!!!!
It's easier just to keep them sweet and tell them as little as you can get away with
See not all ladies are out to get us just the 80 or 90% who don't play, I've tried to introduce my g/f to the sport but she went to have a sleep in the car had to endure a penance for it though (shopping in Kendal-Hawkshead-Keswick-Windemere and Ambleside on THE SAME DAY) and she didn't even buy anything oh and don't even try and work out the female mind they have secret web sites for swapping ideas on how to keep one step ahead of us no fair we are out numbered say Sparklie were you at Dragons Lair for the tourney a couple weeks ago could have used your help with Sue on that one
L8rz
just the 80 or 90% who don't play, I've tried to introduce my g/f to the sport but she went to have a sleep in the car had to endure a penance for it though (shopping in Kendal-Hawkshead-Keswick-Windemere and Ambleside on THE SAME DAY) and she didn't even buy anything oh and don't even try and work out the female mind they have secret web sites for swapping ideas on how to keep one step ahead of us no fair we are out numbered say Sparklie were you at Dragons Lair for the tourney a couple weeks ago could have used your help with Sue on that one L8rz
Why not take the short route and buy paintball stuff for your lady too? Get her something to work with then if she wants to complain, then you can simply point out that you get her stuff all the time but she just doesn't use it. Ask for jewlery? Forget it. A new DYE barrel? Any time. You simply weed out the ones that would be asking for unimportant things and stick with ones that have actual priorities. See a romance novel in her bookcase where back issues of PGI should be? Get out while you still can.