Duncster
Have you any idea what a complete bunch of wrong'uns you are allowing onto your team?
Picture the scene:
Dans crashed out, p!ssed out of his head on a diseased sofa, the words 'Rectum Boy' indelibly scrawled on his forhead in big black lettering....then from out of nowhere Scotts Rottweiller 'Buster' mounts Dan and tries furiously to skull f@ck him while he sleeps...
Now that is just wrong! Surely...
My advice is don't accept food from them or share a room...
Yours
C. Oncerned