Furbs, or should I say Igor, I'm with you. I think it's totally unfair they won't make allowances for your unsightly hump. After all, most peeps are well covered standing behind a can--and don't get me started on the unfairness of doritos. I'm prepared to stand with you in protest. Fight the power.
EDIT ADDED: Here ya go, Potter. Don't be late. Oct 26 - 30 @ Disney Wide World of Sports. NXL elimination round on Sun/Mon the 23/24th. All other Xball and NXL matches begin Wed 26. 5-man mostly on the weekend in numerous divisions TFP
I'm not the Make a Wish foundation Simon, so I'm afraid you're out of luck. (For the record only 4 of the 15 rostered players are over 24 and most of those [7, I think] are 21 or younger with the youngest being 16.)