Sounds like home
Originally posted by Buddha 3
Well, if he's off to Europe to race mountain bikes, he's going to be darn far away from Holland. See, we ain't got any mountains at all. Not even hills. No sir. The biggest bump in the road that we can police up is about a foot high, and has a fence around it, to prevent it from being stepped on.
We have a few hill-like formations (highest point in state is around 300 feet above sea level

) but great expanses of the state are below sea level and only protected by rapidly erroding beaches.

What other similarities are there, I wonder? You have dikes. We have dykes. You have a population that may or may not speak English. Same for us. You had William of Orange, we have just plain oranges. Practically the same place 'cept we have year round paintball.
PS--Just between us, J--I heard Teej was actually filming an episode of that new syndicated sci-fi television show, "John Carter, Warlord of Mars,' but don't know if it's true or not.